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It appears consistent among your exhaustive posting efforts that brievity is completely out of your grasp!
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It appears insistent among your exhausting posing efforts that levity is completely out of your gasp!
You're right. Stick to cliches, 8 word sentences, and keep your general fear of coherent thought that extends more than a dozen seconds--no one will ever know how much of a dim-bulb you are.
I understand your caution.
Signed,
the literary poltice