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Dave Allen (the Irish comedian) once told me about the baby polar bear, who was a little unsure about himself. "Mom, am I really a polar bear and not a brown bear or a koala bear?".
"Listen son" she replied, "your a polar bear". The baby polar bear approached his father, "Dad, am I really a polar bear and not a brown bear or a koala bear?"
"Listen son" he replied, "your a polar bear". He finally approached his grandfather "Grandfather, am I really a polar bear and not a brown bear or a koala bear?"
"Listen grandson" he replied, "your a polar bear, why do you ask?"
The baby polar bear replied "Well its just that Im freezing".
Merry xmas to the loony tunes.
Paul H.